I received this note a couple days ago …
Mr Martine,
We at CADB (Cruelty Against Dust Bunnies) have recently received disturbing information. It has been reported that on March 7th 2007 an entire population of dust bunnies was ruthlessly eliminated from your current place of residency. Reports have indicated that the population of some 3 million dust bunnies was completely obliterated with only one or two mangled dusty ears found.
I am not sure you are aware that this is an offence in some parts of the world and American. Your own Blog indicates your guilt. Mr Martine, this is a very disappointing occurrence. With many populations being completely destroyed it is now feared that they may become extinct, you have personally managed to put a 20 generation dent in there recovery.
Do you have the appropriate paper work to hunt and eliminate dust bunnies? Some how I do not think so. We have checked our records and no such hunting permit was supplied to you.
Mr Martine, we have not seen such a massive destruction of Dust bunnies since 1902 when the oompa loompas went on the infamous “Fury frenzy” on October 21. On this day over 300 billion dust bunnies were ripped dusty limb from limb and pilled together for a massive bunny burn that night.
Our own research has indicate a link between yourself and the infamous oompa loompas. Mr Martine this information has been passed onto the Oompa Loompa Task Force who will be in contact with you pending charges of Harbouring a suspected
Oompa Loompa’s and also for mass Dust-ocide. You and your family may require witness protection as the Purple People Eaters are still hunting the surviving Oompa Loompas for court action.
On behalf of CADB we are very disappointed with your decision to move across to the orange haired side.
Regards
CADB Tactical response
{no I didn’t write this, thanks Stuart :)}
You were warned Mr Martine……..