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Drunk Elephants

November 15, 2007 By Al Martine

GAUHATI, India (AP) – In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.

The AP

What would a day in the life of Paris’ Hilton’s publicist look like?

7 am     Find Paris, assemble clothing, head back to hotel

8 am     Find Paris …

9 am     Answer media questions regarding Associated Press Story about Drunk Elephants explaining Paris believes the Elephants do not need help, they’re merely trying to relax.

12pm    Find Paris ….

1 pm      Become final word in debate about how many letters are in the alphabet

5pm       Check postings on Monster to see if there has been any movement on the OJ Publicist role that was posted last week

I’d watch; and so would you.

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