To paraphrase Drew Carey, in the broadest sense of the term I just had sex with American airlines thanks to Orbitz (voyeur in this entire show) booking me on a non-refundable ticket.
Oh, how I wish I could fly Southwest but they don’t go to my current destination.
I’m going to head outside and at least have a cigarette for my troubles.
you smoke? no way!
Not even a reach-around?
oh there was a reach-around but it was for my wallet