A quick post to say that I’m impressed with the new Tiger Woods Mistress Collection Golf Balls (link). They’re slogan is “He likes to play around with them so you can too.” I love when language gets re-written or new opportunities are presented.
- You’re playing with these new balls and one gets lost. Apparently they offer a text service to find out how many balls are out there. Currently there’s a bug in the service where a tall blonde will come running after you with a golf club after the text is sent.
- I lost my ball in the woods. (family post – rearrange the phrase any way you like).
- Is that your wood?
- Drive it straight man!
- Fore! (in case you’re not with me I’ll give a few word cues – Clinton, dress, go …)
- 19th Hole.
I personally put a Betty Boop golf head cover beside the Tiger cover because now it just seems more appropriate.
I’m done. No there wasn’t much of a point. I just needed to get some of this stuff off my chest.