I’m experiencing my first real flight delay today – 3 hours chillin’ in the Seattle – Tacoma Airport.  It’s not too bad.  A little music and a warm fuzzy technical document that is due tomorrow.  One of the custodial staff just walked by signing.  It was loud enough to catch my attention.  At first, I […]

Okay, maybe today I miss London … http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article567260.ece

American Airlines changed their evening sandwich!  Yeha!  Man, I’m so excited I could run up the isle and give a chest bump to one of the stewardesses.  Short of the plane crashing, nothing can bring me down from this high.

Either my shoulders have become wider (can shoulders become fat?) or the size of the stewardesses asses hips have become wider.  Every single walk down the isle by one of our fuller-figured American Airlines folks has resulted in a cotton burn on my shoulder. MBA Analysis – this is what happens when an airline has […]

If I had a rocking chair and a cat, I would be in the chair, petting the cat in a semi-catatonic state.  Instead, I have a mechanical pig and a business chair that rocks so that will do. pSTD is bad.