First off, I know a hybrid uses gasoline. Actually, if the reports from various car guys are to be believed it uses ALOT of gasoline, but some of these stars/tech guys in California may have accidentally found the best way to help the hybrid/Prius brand, which is to get caught going over 100 MPH (Al Gore’s kid […]
Dwarf's penis gets stuck to vacuum cleaner – World – smh.com.au
Poor little fella. I am, of course, referring to the Dwarf. Dwarf’s penis gets stuck to vacuum cleaner – World – smh.com.au
Today I saw a sign that said 'Free Tibet'
And then asked for money. It’s a confusing world.
Timing
Timing comes in two flavors. The first flavor is the shit you can actually do something about, while the second is more luck based. Flavor camp one includes knowing when to decide to get an MBA, sell or buy a house and get married. Say your dating a smoking hot red-headed girl who hasn’t quite […]
The Door is Finally Closed
London Business School Education, £40,000. Drinks, travel, and a chance to regroup, £30,000. A chance post education to draw the sword on a few people in my old company who deserve it, priceless. Or, so I thought. I don’t want this post Googled so I’m going to be vague in this post, but over the […]
Grim rea-purr: The cat that can predict death
Insert Jaws music here. Da-Da, Da-Da. It’s early one morning in the rest home when all you see is the little tale swishing back and forth beside that half-eaten plate of Jello. Do-do-do. In case you don’t click on the link below, I’m commenting on the cat (Oscar) at the Steere House Nursing And Rehabilitation […]
Now, It's Over
Now, it’s over. Not when the final paper was turned in. Not when we all gathered to receive our ‘Attended London Business School’ paperwork at commencement. Nope. All that was just for show. As of 4pm today, my last project handover for a client occurred so there’s no more revising papers, preparing presentations or outlining […]
Beckham Mania
Steve Cohen, an English expatriate who hosts a show on Fox Soccer Channel, tells me not one MLS team could make it through a Premiership season. And a reporter for the London-based The Guardian wrote earlier this week, “If you wished to hide a map giving Osama Bin Laden’s precise location, inside a Major […]
Odd Feeling of Déjà Vu
Ten days ago, I officially received my ‘I attended the London Business School’ certificate. The diploma and certificate of graduation should be along shortly. Yet, today I woke up at 4am (not on purpose) thinking about class papers that are due. So, not unlike the numerous times in the past I groggily marched out of the […]
For One Day, a New Camp
I’m still working on this theory, but I think there are three camps for newspaper comics, which are those who don’t like comics, those who like Ziggy comics, or those who like Dilbert comics. Rarely, at least in my opinion, do the latter camps ever meet. But today is one of those days. Source: My […]
